Stupid pets...tell us about urs

Yes, them darned fish..slippery characters aint they! New tank all set up last Friday. I said to Ben we will put them in Sat morn, let the tank settle until then. So 7am he is awake, asking me to get up and put the fish in the new tank, gee the child won't get up at 7.30am for school but he can for fish..grrrrr. Told him to put the tv on in bedroom and turned over and went back to sleep. Well tried to, he kept on and on..so eventually i got up and caught the blighters and let them loose in there new home. Off i went to the kitchen to tackle the night's before washing up. I called Ben to come fed the cat's and to take down the stack of tins ( think he may work foe tescos when he is older) before the cat's did and one fell on me foot. In reply i heard this child screaming what i can't repeat.......................i warned him he dint come an do his job i would turn the tv off ( i thought he was watching someit) i said i'm gonna count to 10 then i'm coming in to turn it off, when i got to 9 i walked in the room to fond him hysterical and screaming cos a stupid fat goldfish was trying to be nemo and gone up the tube and got STUCK!!!!! Well, what u do, pull it by the tail? send the cat after it? I banged the tube on the side of the tank and eventually this stupid fish fell out minus scales!!!!!! So i stuffed a bit of synthetic wool from the old filter in the tank up the tube to stop it happening again. Sorted i thought....nope, got up Sun, Hannah, Ben and i are sitting there and we all looked at the tank at the same time to see this other stupid fish go whoooooooooosssssssshhhhhhhhhh right to the top cause the wool had been sucked up!! Anyway.....it's now a bit of tights and rubber band over the entrance...go on fishys do ur best....get past that one!! I dare u.....remmy the cats always hungry..........

my cat talks to u wen it sees the milk carten he stands on his back legs and meows
n if u say please he meows clever tibbi

my cat and dog are stupid

my cat scratches on my bedroom door without fail at 7am each morning if it's the weekend and I havent gotten up for college haha
then she'll leg it up and down the window sill and dive on my bed until I wake up or shout at her haha
she's just worrying though that I'll miss college I'm sure
haha
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my cat does the same

I have a chinchilla called Ted who runs round my kitchen trying to eat the cabinets and chew electrical wires. One day I'm sure he'll learn his lesson!

My dogs just silly, he has learnt to sing/cry when he is left it is v. funny.
We even took him to see Keith at Rhyl, and he was well behaved and enjoyed the show. ( He is a guide dog puppy so he was allowed)

yeeeh it's so annoying when our cat wakes us at 7 hahah
and the rabbit will run round in mad circles when she wants some grass

I only ever had sea monkeys!

haha omg i remember them!!

i used to have tadpoles but they all turned into frogs and ran away when i was on holiday haha

i have 1 dog and a cat there both really old

Aww my friend has a well old caat it's so cute

like vicki my dogs cry they literatly have tears running down their chops so funny.

I have 5 dogs Fudge, Toffee, Bill, Queen and Pepper
A horse called Tara
Lots of Cows and Sheep

Tara is just....... weird see stood on my foot the other day it was soooooooo sore she's really heavy because she is 16.1 hh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Who pinched the rest of cat??? Looks cute!!

Keith has just jumped (or tried to) to get to the top of cupboard, he so nosey, he ended up under a pile of ornaments and paperwork!!!! Stupid Kitty

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Aww so cute!x

Argghh stupid Rabbit last night. Was such a nice day i let him out to run around the garden for the first time in a while as we have no fence at the bottom of our garden till this week. Well i forgot him and in the dead of night there is Hannah and me trying to catch the monkey and get him tucked up safely for the night (we get foxes round here) he wasn't having none of it. Waited till he was in grabbing distance and he was off again......i haven't mowed the lawn yet (todays job after retail therapy)so it was long and wet..yukkk and the pool from last summer was still at the bottom of the garden all wrinkled cos it was too heavy and big for me to fold and get in the garage, well were it has rained and i couldn't see in the dark and i was following the sound of naughty rabbit hiding ( or winding me up) i trod on it and got a shoe full of dirty old rain water!!! I swear that rabbit laughed! The torch i had was one of them that don't need a battery so you have to sqeeze a trigger to power it, well in the dead of night it sounded like a machine gun going off..sssssshhhhhhhhh, don't wake the neighbours.......round and round the garden, like a teddy bear......or in my case the condemed rabbit we went, eventually i caught the naughy boy and tucked him up for the night. I have now renamed him stewpot!!!!