Tell us a story

i was thinking that i thought we should were red , pink and 2 other colours in ike a silky feel

Llama wool isn't very bright either!
Miley...you are incharge of hair.......Naomi..you are in charge of ...flowers....Alice..you can be in charge of finding Demonllama! I'll do the catering..any ideas of food welcome....

sounds like a good idea

miley scratches chin in a thinking sort of way and imagins all bridesmaids with bright pink hair and butterfly clips in.
she falls to the ground laughing.

A youngman rushes over to pick up Miley and tries to give her the kiss of life as he thinks she has passed out. Miley splutter's and jumps up quicky as it's no other than......

Leon Jackson!!!!

lol

OMG wot you doing picking me up

leon jackson looks at miley and starts singing and dancing on 1 leg

haha

miley goes oh your so FIT leon jackson

he went i could say the same about you

so miley and leon decide to come up with an idea for JBs wedding

And at the wedding, a demonic talking llama stands up and tells a story:

It was a dark and stormy night and the Captain said to the mate, "Mate, tell us a story!" And so the mate began: It was a dark and stormy night and the Captain said to the mate, "Mate, tell us a story!" And so the mate began: It was a dark and stormy night and the Captain said to the mate, "Mate, tell us a story!" And so the mate began: It was a dark and stormy night and the Captain said to the mate, "Mate, tell us a story!" And so the mate began: It was a dark and stormy night and the Captain said to the mate, "Mate, tell us a story!" And so the mate began: It was a dark and stormy night and the Captain said to the mate, "Mate, tell us a story!" And so the mate began: It was a dark and stormy night and the Captain said to the mate, "Mate, tell us a story!" And so the mate began: It was a dark and stormy night and the Captain said to the mate, "Mate, tell us a story!" And so the mate began: It was a dark and stormy night and the Captain said to the mate, "Mate, tell us a story!" And so the mate began: It was a dark and stormy night and the Captain said to the mate, "Mate, tell us a story!" And so the mate began: It was a dark and stormy night and the Captain said to the mate, "Mate, tell us a story!" And so the mate began ....................

thats a bit of a gob full demonllama lol

Suzanne wrote:Has the bride done a bunk Sue ask's herself? If so does that mean John is free to marry me!!!!!!!

No she flippin' hasn't!! She was distracted but has put her head back on!!!

SUZ! STEP AWAY FROM THE BARROWMAN!

was u driving that sports car weds night then, u know with the fish head!! I was the old lady crossing the road!

Back to story...

Suz chnages the batteries over in demonllamas remote controls. John looks on fascinated that the woman he loves and is about to marry is actually an andriod!!!

so he went to demonlama i think we need to talk he went im finishing you for suzanne i saw what you done and also im going to get married to her

demonllama dived out of no were with a base ball bat swiping the air franticaly charging after sue at the speed of a bulet eyes glaring and nostrils flaired

so john saved her and kissed her after he saved her obviously

Suz fluttered her eyelashes and said "Thankyou John, but i can't do this to demonllama, she's me mate, Marry her, she runs on durecell batteries, me i'm human, getting tired and old"

And the John pulled off his fake face and said, "Actually I'm not the real John Barrowman. He'd never do anything to hurt the demonllama! I'm actually .... ROSS KEMP!"

Suzanne wrote:was u driving that sports car weds night then, u know with the fish head!! I was the old lady crossing the road!

Yeah, that was me. I didn't have my make up on. But I wasn't too happy when Captain Jack shot me.

Didnt have my make up on either weds night! lol. It's ok i wallaped JB with me handbag for shooting you then fell over cos my woooden leg had woodworm!

demonllama wrote:And the John pulled off his fake face and said, "Actually I'm not the real John Barrowman. He'd never do anything to hurt the demonllama! I'm actually .... ROSS KEMP!"

"RUN" yells Suz just as Demonllama kicks Ross Kemp with her hoofs right in the face..BUT..................another mask comes off and underneath is none other than Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber.....

ALW starts running after the Great D and Suz but then wheezes and stops, saying "I'm too old and rich for this! I'm a Lord, you know! You should come to me when I require your presence!".

JB kisses Suz's woodworm ridden leg and infuses it with that golden power stuff that made Rose's headache. Suddenly, the leg is perfect, regenerated and immortal!

so they start running and get into the car that is on torchwood lol