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Favourite joke
Two fish in a tank.
One says: "You man the guns, I'll drive."
One says: "You man the guns, I'll drive."
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Re: Favourite joke
typical christmas cracker joke
wat do you call a blind dinosour??????
do-you-think-he-sour-us
what do you call a blind dinosours dog?????????
do-you-think-he-sour-us-rex
wat do you call a blind dinosour??????
do-you-think-he-sour-us
what do you call a blind dinosours dog?????????
do-you-think-he-sour-us-rex
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
Cliff.
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what did the scalf say to the hat???????????
you go ahead, i'll just hang around.
you go ahead, i'll just hang around.
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xsmileX wrote:what did the scalf say to the hat???????????
you go ahead, i'll just hang around.
That's BAD lolol.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the sea?
Bob.
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demonllama wrote:xsmileX wrote:what did the scalf say to the hat???????????
you go ahead, i'll just hang around.
That's BAD lolol.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the sea?
Bob.
typical xmas cracker jokes aint they
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I love the tank fish one.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just the one, but the lighbulb really has to want to change
Two men walked into a bar.
Which is funny, as you would have thought the second man would have seen it.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just the one, but the lighbulb really has to want to change
Two men walked into a bar.
Which is funny, as you would have thought the second man would have seen it.
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Re: Favourite joke
Rofl at both of those!!!
Got this from Dibley the other night:
What do accountants do when they're constipated?
Work it out with a pencil.
Got this from Dibley the other night:
What do accountants do when they're constipated?
Work it out with a pencil.
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demonllama wrote:Rofl at both of those!!!
Got this from Dibley the other night:
What do accountants do when they're constipated?
Work it out with a pencil.
I love it!
My fav atm is:
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Re: Favourite joke
My fav is
There was a boy who was born only a head
When he was 8teen he had his first drink in a pub
When he had drunk the whloe beer he started to grow arms legs an a body
He ran out the door on to the road and a lorry hit him
The pub owner said to his dad "He sould of stopped when he was just ahead"
A ha ha ha boom boom
There was a boy who was born only a head
When he was 8teen he had his first drink in a pub
When he had drunk the whloe beer he started to grow arms legs an a body
He ran out the door on to the road and a lorry hit him
The pub owner said to his dad "He sould of stopped when he was just ahead"
A ha ha ha boom boom
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Re: Favourite joke
i dont like that but me cuz got killed by a lorry when he was walkin home from the pub when he was 16 so thatll be y
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Re: Favourite joke
8teen ya sidgaxsmileX wrote:i dont like that but me cuz got killed by a lorry when he was walkin home from the pub when he was 16 so thatll be y
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thats horrible rebeccalee her cuz got hit it doesnt matter the age its what happened you spoon
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thanks naomi
im not gonna say wats on me mind about u rebecca but watch what u say cz some people do have feelings you no
im not gonna say wats on me mind about u rebecca but watch what u say cz some people do have feelings you no
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Hey hey ladies, please!
Any more abusive/upsetting comments and I WILL lock this topic.
Any more abusive/upsetting comments and I WILL lock this topic.
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Sorry its just a name i made up it dosnt mean any thang
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Shannon's right. Girls, please be nice and please also bear in mind, if you get upset by something someone else posts, they don't mean to upset you, especially if they're a younger poster.
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Re: Favourite joke
its not ver gud but i heard it on the radio
a pack of playing cards is like a wife a man told his friend
hearts when u fall in love
dimonds to prepose
clubs to hit her on the head
and
spades to burry her in the garden
a pack of playing cards is like a wife a man told his friend
hearts when u fall in love
dimonds to prepose
clubs to hit her on the head
and
spades to burry her in the garden
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Lol I like that!! ^
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Huh dont get itxsmileX wrote:its not ver gud but i heard it on the radio
a pack of playing cards is like a wife a man told his friend
hearts when u fall in love
dimonds to prepose
clubs to hit her on the head
and
spades to burry her in the garden
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