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by demonllama Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:40 pm
Some people are bonkers ... they make me feel normal.
Below are some of the entries from the above site, detailing bizarre but harmless worries and behaviours that people will only secretly admit to. My favourite is this one:
I cannot eat “real” food before I eat breakfast food. If I wake up late and people are eating lunch, I still have to have breakfast.
My best friend always walks on my left. We both get nervous if he’s on my right and have to change.
I can’t sleep unless my back is covered. Even in the summer. The rest of me, okay. Leave it bare. But, I’m always scared that someone is going to come in and stab me. Because the sheet that is on me will make me SO MUCH less susceptible to knife wounds.
I have this weird compulsion with nose touching. Anytime a person touches their nose, I have to touch mine. Once my friends held my arm down and huddled around me touching their noses. When I couldn’t touch mine, I started crying and hyperventilating.
In the interests of fairness, if I put a sock on my left foot first, I have to put my right shoe on first, and vice versa. If one foot gets both the sock and the shoe last, I worry it will feel less important.
Below are some of the entries from the above site, detailing bizarre but harmless worries and behaviours that people will only secretly admit to. My favourite is this one:
I can’t eat green sweets. I pick them out. I won’t eat m&ms in the cinema for fear of eating a green one. On a really bad day I have to eat a different colour in between eating yellow and blue. They might become green in my mouth.
I cannot eat “real” food before I eat breakfast food. If I wake up late and people are eating lunch, I still have to have breakfast.
My best friend always walks on my left. We both get nervous if he’s on my right and have to change.
I can’t sleep unless my back is covered. Even in the summer. The rest of me, okay. Leave it bare. But, I’m always scared that someone is going to come in and stab me. Because the sheet that is on me will make me SO MUCH less susceptible to knife wounds.
I have this weird compulsion with nose touching. Anytime a person touches their nose, I have to touch mine. Once my friends held my arm down and huddled around me touching their noses. When I couldn’t touch mine, I started crying and hyperventilating.
In the interests of fairness, if I put a sock on my left foot first, I have to put my right shoe on first, and vice versa. If one foot gets both the sock and the shoe last, I worry it will feel less important.
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Re: Iamneurotic.com
by demonllama Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:43 pm
I'll admit that I get overly emotional about trucks driving up hills ... I always think "Awwww look at them! They're trying sooooooo hard! Bless those trucks!" and I feel sorry for them. I have been known to even cry over a really big truck that's struggling ...
And that's why the men in white coats follow me around.
And that's why the men in white coats follow me around.
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by xsmileX Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:35 pm
im rather scared of white toyota truck i have to admit but it only because this old guy in me village has 1 and he tries to kill people by running them over (and you think im joking, i aint)
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Re: Iamneurotic.com
by alices-are-sweet Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:59 am
Llama how do find all these crazy sites ?
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Re: Iamneurotic.com
by demonllama Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:44 pm
I can’t leave objects laying by themselves in places around the house. If I have a hairbrush on the counter, I have to put a comb or something by it before I leave the room so that it won’t get lonely or mad that it was left alone in my absence.
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by demonllama Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:55 pm
I have a strong fear that one day, I will be held at gun point and be asked to multiply by infinity or be killed. Just the thought of infinity scares me to death for some odd reason…
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