Favourite joke

Two fish in a tank.
One says: "You man the guns, I'll drive."

typical christmas cracker joke
wat do you call a blind dinosour??????

do-you-think-he-sour-us

what do you call a blind dinosours dog?????????

do-you-think-he-sour-us-rex

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

what did the scalf say to the hat???????????

you go ahead, i'll just hang around.

xsmileX wrote:what did the scalf say to the hat???????????

you go ahead, i'll just hang around.

That's BAD lolol.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the sea?
Bob.

demonllama wrote:

xsmileX wrote:what did the scalf say to the hat???????????

you go ahead, i'll just hang around.

That's BAD lolol.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the sea?
Bob.

typical xmas cracker jokes aint they

I love the tank fish one.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just the one, but the lighbulb really has to want to change

Two men walked into a bar.
Which is funny, as you would have thought the second man would have seen it.

Rofl at both of those!!!

Got this from Dibley the other night:

What do accountants do when they're constipated?
Work it out with a pencil.

demonllama wrote:Rofl at both of those!!!

Got this from Dibley the other night:

What do accountants do when they're constipated?
Work it out with a pencil.

I love it!

My fav atm is:

Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing!

My fav is
There was a boy who was born only a head
When he was 8teen he had his first drink in a pub
When he had drunk the whloe beer he started to grow arms legs an a body
He ran out the door on to the road and a lorry hit him
The pub owner said to his dad "He sould of stopped when he was just ahead"
A ha ha ha boom boom

thats a good one

i dont like that but me cuz got killed by a lorry when he was walkin home from the pub when he was 16 so thatll be y

xsmileX wrote:i dont like that but me cuz got killed by a lorry when he was walkin home from the pub when he was 16 so thatll be y

8teen ya sidga

thats horrible rebeccalee her cuz got hit it doesnt matter the age its what happened you spoon

thanks naomi

im not gonna say wats on me mind about u rebecca but watch what u say cz some people do have feelings you no

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Hey hey ladies, please!

Any more abusive/upsetting comments and I WILL lock this topic.

sorry again and sorry rebeccalee

Sorry its just a name i made up it dosnt mean any thang

OK

Shannon's right. Girls, please be nice and please also bear in mind, if you get upset by something someone else posts, they don't mean to upset you, especially if they're a younger poster.

SORRY again lol

its not ver gud but i heard it on the radio

a pack of playing cards is like a wife a man told his friend
hearts when u fall in love

dimonds to prepose

clubs to hit her on the head

and

spades to burry her in the garden

Lol I like that!! ^

xsmileX wrote:its not ver gud but i heard it on the radio

a pack of playing cards is like a wife a man told his friend
hearts when u fall in love

dimonds to prepose

clubs to hit her on the head

and

spades to burry her in the garden

Huh dont get it