Favourite joke

il write it down for u shall i? women! they dont get jokes! (oh please be offended!!! )

whats green and sings?
Elvis Parsley

a jew is on his death bed and he calls for a priest, he says 'father i wish to convert to catholicism before i die' and the priest says 'of course my son, but i must ask, why this change of heart' the man says 'id rather one of you lot died than one of us!'

im from norfolk...i dont have a family tree, i have a family stick!

walking into a shop in norfolk is like walking into the local shop from the league of gentlemen, but they dont bother asking if ur local, if u were ud be related!

love my local jokes!

My ancestry is from your neck o' the woods. One of them got beheaded from boinking Katherine Howard, mentioning no names pls.

i must be related to u then! we're all related down here!