Come and laugh at my dream
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Come and laugh at my dream
I dreamt that I went back in time to when JB was a teenager and he was like, "OOOOH I really fancy you!". And I was like, "No, no, you don't, unfortunately, because you're gay. I'm from the future and I know you're gay". He's going "No! I'm so not! I fancy YOU!" I was dead upset, so upset in fact that I ran away in tears, only to be chased by Martina Navratilova! And SHE fancied me too! I was like, "You're a lesbian!" and she goes "Yeah! And I fancy you!", and I'm thinking, "Holy Boyband, what a load of crap! All the wrong people fancying me!"
And then a sink hole opened up beneath me and I nearly fell in. I don't mean a hole in the sink, I mean a gert bit hole in the ground that suddenly opens up and you fall in and you die which are, seriously, my single paranoid fear. I'm more afraid of sink holes than I am dying of cancer!
The dream ended there, but when I was telling Nelly (my ten year old, and that's her nickname) about it, she went "A sink hole? I suppose THAT fancied you too?!". The cheek!
And then a sink hole opened up beneath me and I nearly fell in. I don't mean a hole in the sink, I mean a gert bit hole in the ground that suddenly opens up and you fall in and you die which are, seriously, my single paranoid fear. I'm more afraid of sink holes than I am dying of cancer!
The dream ended there, but when I was telling Nelly (my ten year old, and that's her nickname) about it, she went "A sink hole? I suppose THAT fancied you too?!". The cheek!
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Re: Come and laugh at my dream
omg Great D, have u looked up what all that means? A little hint here, dont eat cheese before you go to bed!
Suzanne- OMG KEITH!!!
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Re: Come and laugh at my dream
I think it means always without fail continuously fancying the wrong people, which is a great talent of mine. I also am expert at turning men gay.
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